Maul of America

Eight is Enough

Joe Biden signs executive order banning the terms: "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits and China virus."

The Password is "Lucius"

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer asks Biden to declare a "climate emergency" because there are "many, many things under the emergency powers of the president that he could do without legislation."

Anti-Social Media

CEOs of Twitter and Facebook, Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg, discuss their social media platform strategy for 2021.

Factually Accurate

Provided better perimeter security than the Capitol Police.

Another Festivus Miracle

"Since the United States Postal Service declares Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossof winners of the Georgia Senate run-off, this court will not dispute it." - Judge Henry X. Harper

I Said "PLACE" It On Lucky Dan!

Then suddenly, the mail-in ballots arrived in Georgia:

Life Imitates Art

President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration will feature a “virtual parade across America.”